Not so much my first night bartending as I didn't really get to touch anything. The girl training just had me watching. She wouldn't let me touch the register, make drinks, ANYTHING. So of course, naturally, I learned....................0.

People kept trying to tip me, however. Even though I was just standing there. One girl even got mad when I put it in the tip jar saying "THAT WAS FOR YOU! Not for you to share!" Hahaha......share. We don't share. She gets the tips because I'm training. Hahahaha.

And then another guy did the same with 8 bucks. And another with 2 bucks. And I was just like WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME MONEY?

Another guy was getting really hostile. He stood in front of the bar with his back to me, but directly in front of me. Then, randomly, he would turn and glare at me. I would see him out of the corner of my eye and then glance over and he seemed to get outraged by my glance. If I looked at him while he was staring at me he would turn around and ball up like a bull and shake his head back and forth. I thought maybe he felt I was staring at him so I refused to look his way but then a good 2 minutes passed and he never looked away from me. And he was glaring! What the hell? I thought about getting a manager but I was so confused because he hadn't really done anything...what the fuck?

Oh, then of course I got the range of rudes: I wanna nail you against that wall, etc. It happens.


I had the epiphany today, however, that ASAP I want out of the bars. haha

Recently a lot of awkward things have been happening to me.

To list a couple:

I was asking a group of men if they needed any help. One of them replied "No" and I said "Oh, just checkin' 'em out?" and he said "Checkin YOU out".............and it was the most awkward moment ever. I said "Oh, awkward" and my coworker started laughing at the fact I said that aloud. Then the guy's friends started laughing at him and I felt bad. "I'm going to walk away now this is just getting weird.".....................hahahahaha. I'm a lesbian. Please stop pointing your penises at me, it's scary.

I was asking a lady if I could help her find anything, to which she replied "MY HUSBAND".............eharmony? Sorry. I just couldn't resist.

I got a job as a bartender! haha we'll see how it works out on top of Best buy and on top of...............COLLEGE! hahahahahahhaahahhaha. oh, and carolyn. but not on top of her, because that's only for me and nobody and nothing else!

• We're in college now. This involves studying. Please look it up in the dictionary. You can find one at your local library. Google the directions, I know you're clueless as to what that is, as well.

• Stop complaining when the teacher takes 5 minutes past the class time to explain something/hand YOUR tests back. I'd understand if it were > 15 minutes, but really?
  

• I got that you paid for your classes. However, this doesn't entitle you to be a jackass. Previously your education was paid by your neighbors. It wasn't free. Your rights haven't increased. Your responsibilities, however, have. Yes, it's possible to have more responsibilities without more benefits. (It's the beauty of a bureaucracy!)

• Yes. All freshman are welcomed as pre-med, pre-law, and other things they found under the "Most Paid Professions" google search. It's true. 

• Please stop saying S's class is hard. He's not asking you to draw replicas of his oxidation phosphorylation. (Now THAT would be hard) he's simply asking you to know that ATP is made through it, that it happens in the mitochondria, and it's sort of important considering...Oh, I dunno, almsot every form of life on Earth uses it and it's extremely more efficient than glycolysis. Please, stop pretending GENERAL Biology is hard and you want to be a neurosurgeon. The laughter is giving me abs and I'm scared.

Here's just 5. I could go on forever.

On another note, none of you did what I said. VISIT MY FRIEND! He joined xangaaaa!

And, oh yeah, I LOVE Carolyn. I don't know if I mentioned that recently or not...but she's kind of stolen my heart. She treats me better than any other girlfriend ever did. She messes up, but she realizes it and goes above and beyond her call of duty to fix it. Each day I fall more in love...and then, on a whole new level, each time she shows me how much she cares and how much she's in it to make ME happy, I lose my footing again.

She's the best investment ever.